There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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