So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
