That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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