I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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