So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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