And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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