:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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