Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I love having hate sex.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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