Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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