Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
no you cant smoke seaweed
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
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