i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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