I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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