So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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