dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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