Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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