Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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