HIV tests are more positive than that guy
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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