I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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