no, he came in my armpit
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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