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I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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