Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
