Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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