I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
it hurts more in the daytime
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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