just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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