ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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