How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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