Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
She announced her abortion via fbk
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Randomize
