In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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