If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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