The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Did we literally take a cab across the street
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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