I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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