She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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