Whod you bang
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
You're a waste of cheezeits
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Randomize
