i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
