So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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