is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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