You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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