So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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