idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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