My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
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I need you to use more vowels.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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