in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
