ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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