you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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