quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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