Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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