yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Randomize
