So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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