Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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