Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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