There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
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