I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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