The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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